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Arwens Rules
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically
becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, I’ve wrestled if off Logan.
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Logans Rules
1. If I like it, I`ll moan
until I`m allowed it.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine as long as I keep my teeth clamped shut.
3. If I can take it from you, I had better run fast from Arwen.
4. If I had it a little while ago, Arwen has it now.
5. If it's mine, it must never have been Arwens.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine, the big bit is
Arwens..
7. If it just looks like mine, Arwen hasn`t seen it yet.
8. If I saw it first, it's Arwens, then its mine.
9. If Arwen is playing with something and puts it down, I still won`t be
allowed to have it
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Rebels Rules
1. If I like it, I will have
to wait my turn.
2. If it's in my mouth, it won`t be for much longer
3. If I can take it from you, ……okay, scrub that one…….
4. If I had it a little while ago, I`ve willingly submitted it to Logan.
5. If it's mine, the other two obviously haven`t spotted it.
6. If I'm chewing something up, I`m going to hide the pieces under my paws
and pretend theres nothing to see.
7. If it just looks like mine, get glasses.
8. If I saw it first, I`m going to have to be sneaky about swiping it.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, I`ll check the
coast is clear before braving a rescue attempt.
10. If it's broken, it was Logan & Arwens fault. I give up my toys
willingly.
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Dylans Rules 1. If I like it, I'll jump on your belly until it
falls from your mouth.
2. If it's in my mouth, you can betcha the Alpha dogs are hot on my trail
3. If I can take it from you, well don't you look ridiculous for losing to a
puppy
4. If I had it a little while ago, I've obviously found something better to
play with
5. If it's mine, Arwen will protect me until she wants it.
6. If I'm chewing something up, its bound to be the sky remote
7. If it just looks like mine, it's understandable to be confused…I have so
many toys….
8. If I saw it first, I'm stupid enough to be vocal about it and attract
pack attention
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, why would I want
your cast offs?
10. If it's broken, it's Logan's fault, I look after my toys.
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Koshs Rules
1. If I like it, I`ll show no interest whatsoever
until I can be bothered to get up.
2. If it's in my mouth, I`ve accidentally rolled on it in my sleep
3. If I can take it from you, actually, nah…its not worth the effort
4. If I had it a little while ago, Dylan probably has it now.
5. If it's mine, it better be a good toy to make up for the hassle I will
receive from the pack.
6. If I'm chewing something up, its bound to be Peters wallet.
7. If it just looks like mine, the pack are trying to frame me
8. If I saw it first, I`ll sit all smug…………and still do nothing
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, no doubt you have
a long queue of dogs waitingfor it behind you. I`ll wait until its finally
my turn……………
10. If it's broken, I haven`t touched it…………it hasn`t progressed down the
ranks low enough to reach me.
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